I made THE nicest spaghetti carbonara for tea, and I was actually in heaven, if heaven looks like my living room and tastes like carbonara, then I was in heaven.
NO
NO
I CAN’T
I CAN’T
HELP
OMG
I CAN’T STOP CRYING
THE FEELS
OMG
GAWAINE
WHAT
NO
ARTHUR
OMG
I CAN’T
I
CAN’T
JESUS
MORDRED YOU TWAT
I ALWAYS FUCKING HATED HIM
BASTARD
OMG
I’LL NEVER GET OVER THIS
I’M SEEING MY BABIES IN FEBRUARY IN MANCHESTER, I’M SO EXCITED. I SAW THEM LAST SEPTEMBER AND CRIED WHEN I MET PEANUT AND GOT A PICTURE WITH HIM, AND AHHHH, OMG, OMG, WHAT IF THE NEAT ARE SUPPORTING AGAIN?! WHAT IF?! IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT OF THE WORLD ACTUALLY ENDING ON THE 21ST OF DECEMBER 2012, WHICH WOULD MAKE ME UNABLE TO SEE THEM LIVE, BITCHES ARE GOING TO GET CUT, AND I MEAN THAT, DON’T FUCK WITH THIS CONCERT.

I have a boyfriend, lol, lol, no seriously, I actually do, lol, lol, lol. Me, I have a boyfriend, it’s laughable… but true omg, I have a boyfriend. He goes to my drama, he actually exists, lol, omg, in shock.
The actual event was alright, the ‘punch’ was vile, but the after prom party was hilarious, and it involved us getting very drunk and me putting a cushtie on my head and pretending to be Marge Simpson and then I had to stop my very drunk friend from escaping and running away into the outside world, and woah, go to prom if you don’t want to go, and just look forward to afterwards.