pride's like a knife it can cut deep inside

Hello, I'm Rachel, possibly my two favourite things in the world are science and animals, and I'll hopefully be studying Zoology at university in the near future. I may not be the next Einstein, or Darwin or Dawkins, and I might not be the next super model, or the world's first person to land on Mars, but if there's one thing I truly know in my heart, it's that I really fucking love Merlin.

show us what you can do: yeah... it's another one of those days.

ellieturnip:

• 1 .Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? - It would be nice I guess.

• 2.When did your last hug take place? - Yesterday at about 7:30pm, Ellie you whore.

• 3.Are you a jealous person? - so much it’s actually ridiculous.

• 4.Are you tired right now? - Yeah, I should go to bed, but I’m watching Shameless instead.

• 5.Do you chew on your straws? - Only if I’m bored, or nervous.

• 6.Have you ever been called a tease? - No hahaha.

• 7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? - YES, then I crashed and slept for only 8 hours and felt surprisingly refreshed.

• 8.Do you cry easily? - All too easily.

• 9.What should you be doing right now? - Revising or learning lines.

• 10.Are you a heavy sleeper? - Yeah, on holiday a Slovenian police banged on the door and shouted through a door and I didn’t wake up unless they shone a light in my face.

• 11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months? - If I tried I guess hahaa.

• 12.Are you mad at someone right now? - I’m actually really pissed off with a lot of people right now.

• 13.Do you believe in love? - Yes, but not true love hahhaha bollocks.

• 14.What makes you laugh no matter what? - As Ellie rightly said: ‘Anti Jokes hahahahahahahahaha’

• 15.Who was the last person you talked to? - Ellie online, and my mum is real life (you might not know it real life is scary).

• 16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like? - hahahahhaa oh god yes hahaa.

• 17.Will you get married? - Erm, I don’t know hahaha, I have more reasons to not get married than I do to get married.

• 18.When was the last time you smiled? - like just a second ago because Shameless is so funnyyyyyyy.

• 19.Does anyone like you? - Nahhh.

• 20.Do you secretly like someone? - hahaha that’s the only type of ‘liking’ I’m used to.

• 21.Who was the first person you talked to today? - My German class.

• 22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? - Kate, Ellie erm, mum maybe?

• 23.What are you NOT looking forward to? - having to go to college with some people I really dislike.

24.What ARE you looking forward to? - WICKED!

• 25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it? - No, my dad has, and my ex boyfriend text me saying: ‘I luff you’, so not really.

• 26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do? - tell him he’s gay and shouldn’t be kissing women, or tell him to stop being a perv or congratulate him on kissing a boy and coming out of the closet.

• 27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year? - Nope, but I’m definitely looking forward to when I do.

• 28.Are you a forgiving person? - No.

• 29.How many TRUE friends do you have? - hardly any, 2? Idk.

• 30.Do you fall for people easily? - depends how hormonal I am and how funny they are hahahahaa.

• 31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend? - one of my ex’s didn’t have any friends hahaha, and the other one has a singing freak for a best friend so no. I sound harsh, but it’s genuinely true.

• 32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth? - toast.

• 33.Who was the last person you drove with?- erm, dad.

• 34.How late did you stay up last night and why? - 11, because I was watching Shameless.

• 35.If you could move somewhere else, would you? - Yes, dear god yes.

• 36.Who was the last person you took a picture of? - MITTENS.

• 37.Can you live a day without TV? - I go most days without tv.

• 38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed? - When I thought something had gone away, but it came back.

• 39.Three names you go by: - Rachel, Rach, Raquel. 

• 40.Are you currently in a relationship? - negative.

• 41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie? - GONE WITH THE WIND, wahhhh Scarlet why you such a bitch?!

• 42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? - No hahahhahaha what a load of shit. 

• 43.What’s your current problem? - I’m too selfish and think about my other problems too much.

• 44.Have you ever had your heart broken? - Nah lad.

• 45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships? - well I don’t reckon most relationships work so if they’re long distance, imagine how crap that would be.

• 46.How many kids do you want to have? - as few as possible so how ever many mum guilt trips me into and how few I can get away with with my husband.

• 47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them? - Yesss.

  • A fact to make you feel old: Monsters Inc. was released 11 years ago.

MUSIC, OKAY I’LL STOP NOW

Pick 7 artists/bands that you love before reading the questions:

1. Kaiser Chiefs

2. Cher

3. The Strokes

4. The Midnight Beast

5. Queen

6. Meatloaf

7. The Beautiful South

What was the first song you ever heard by 1?

Everyday I Love You Less And Less

What is your favorite song of 7?

Artificial Flowers

What are your favorite lyrics of 5?

Who dares to love forever, who dare who dare, who wants to live forever, when love must die? 

How many times have you seen 4 live?

Once and I want to go again :(

What is your favorite song by 6?

Midnight At The Lost And Found - probably anway.

Is there a song by 3 that makes you sad?

Is This It - it links with a memory I have

What is your favorite song by 1?

I have no idea, erm, I quite like Angry Mob and Kinda Girl You Are.

When did you first get into 2?

My mum used to have her tape on in the car when I was little.

What is your favorite song by 4?

Wands, by far.

Is there a song by 1 that makes you sad?

My Kind Of Guy, I don’t even know, it;s not even sad.

What is your favorite song of 2?

OMG, ALL OF THEM, maybe Love Can Build A Bridge?

What song isn’t your favorite of 7?

Anything after 2004 was shit when the main good guy left.

I’M STILL BORED MUSIC SHUFFLENESS - Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

My friends see me as: Going Out Of My Head

My make-out song is: I Want To Love What Love Is

My day will be like: This Is Me

I’ll have a good day if I can just hear: Spotlight

Next time I’m in front of a crowd, I’ll say: Superman

My message to the world has always been: Mony Mony

Somewhere in my wedding vows, I will include: I’m Holdin’ Onto Love

My best friend is like: The Letter

My alter-ego is: What I’ve Been Looking For

Right now, I feel: What Am I To You?

My favorite thing to do is: We Are The Champions

My innermost desire is: If I could Turn Back Time

What makes me happy is: World, Hold On (Children Of The Sky)

My birth was like: You Only Live Twice (would that be YOLT or?)

My theme song: Take It Easy

My deepest secret is: Poor, Poor Joseph

If I reached the top of Mount Everest, what I would scream:  Dancing Queen

The story of my life is: I Love To Love (But My Baby Just Loves To Dance)

At my funeral they’ll play: Forget You

When I’m drunk I say: Lonestar

Behind my back, my friends think: Say I

If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: Cheated Hearts

My love of life was inspired by the song: Red, Red Wine

High-school was like: Propane Nightmares

My family is described by the song: When Love Takes Over

How will you die?: Girls On Film

To cheer myself up I: King Of My Castle

What will you call this?: Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

What will you tag this?: Love In This Club

I’M SORRY, I’M BORED, HERE’S SOME POINTLESS TRIVIA ABOUT ME

This is going to be majorly personal, you ready?

I guess, I’m bored and have nothing to lose.

Promise to take this without deleting any questions?

 Sure thang home dog, (idk why I said that)

Are you happier now than you were five months ago?

I would say yes, but only slightly, stuff has got better, but some of the bad stuff is still there.

Have you ever slept in the same bed with anyone?

Yeah, but only friends and my mum and sister haha, and this one time on a skiing holiday *cue embarrassment* 

Can you sleep in total darkness?

No, the dark is bloody scary.

Your phone is ringing. It’s the person you fell hardest for, what do you say?

Hey!

How many people do you trust with everything?

Zilch, nowt, none, no one.

What was the last thing you drank?

FULL FAT MILK (nicest milk, blue if you live in UK… or maybe just England)

Is there anyone you want to come see you?

 Yeah, but I don’t think he’d want to hahaa.

Name one thing you love about winter?

EVERYTHING, IT’S THE BEST SEASON.

Are you currently looking forward to tomorrow?

YES, no exams and hopefully I’ll see people I like.

Name something you dislike about the day you’re having?

I keep finding out things I don’t want to know.

Can you commit to one person and one person only?

I guess, I mean at my age I can’t imagine marrying anyone.

How do you feel about your siblings?

Kate is actually my favourite person I know, like, I like her better than my parents ha.

What’s the first thing you did when you opened your eyes today?

Checked the clock to see how bloody early it was.

Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

Yes hahaha, she’s one of my best mates, so yeah.

Have you ever kissed the last person you sent a text message to?

 The vicar’s wife? No hahahhaha.

Is there anybody that you wish you could fix things with?

Yeah, kinda, I mean he’s a but of a knobhead, but I actually quite liked him.

Could you go out in public, looking like you do now?

I have been out in public hahaa.

You never know what you got until you lose it, true or false?

Yes omg so much.

Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?

Yes, and there’s something I wish I could say to him but it’s secret D;

Ever get hurt by someone who promised they wouldn’t?

Who hasn’t?

Are you good at hiding your feelings?

Nope, hahaa, if I’m angry you know about it.

Are you listening to music right now?

YES, Fascinating Aida.

Who was the last person you talked to on facebook chat?

Smellie.

When was the last time you were in a very good mood?

Today.

Would you hook up with your brother’s best friend?

If I had one, then yes if I liked him.

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t do?

Yes, I had one drag of a cigarette, I regret it hahaa it’s vile.

Have you laughed today?

Many times.

Are you one of those people who just doesn’t care?

Depends, with a lot of people I just can’t be bothered with anything they have to say, but other people I like, I’d do anything for them haha.

Would you rather not eat or not sleep?

Not eat.

How is your relationship with your mother?

Great actually, recently it’s been a bit weird, but yeah.

Can you walk into a room full of strangers and maintain your confidence?

Depends, but if it’s a room full of strangers then no.

Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

I can joke about it, but when it comes down to talking about it seriously I hate it.

Do you believe that all girls are the same?

If I’m the same as some of the girls I know, I’m screwed.

You are single, why?

No one likes me and the person I like doesn’t know I like him, and probably never will.

Did you drink any alcohol this week? Did you get drunk?

Ahh, I had a beer with dad on Friday, but no I didn’t get drunk.

Do you like to cuddle?

No, I mean maybe I would if it was with a boyfriend but other than that no thanks hahaa.

Would you ever try being a vegetarian?

Yes, but right now mum said if I became a vege she’d eat meat everyday to spite me.

Do you believe that there’s always room in your heart for your first love?

Hahaha, oh god.

Have you ever had stitches?

Nope.

Do you like your bed?

Yes it’s alright.

How come you’re not going out with the person you like/love?

He doesn’t know I like him and he doesn’t like me most probably and yeah, it’s just sucky.

Are you busy tomorrow?

Yeah, super busy actually.

Do you think someone is thinking about you?

Erm, no.

Are you short?

Nahhh, 5”9 wooo tallness!

Did you drink anything with caffeine today?

No, there’s no point, it does nothing for me.

Favorite drink?

MANGO JUICE.

Is your phone right beside you?

Nope.

Do you know anyone that is gay?

Yes hahahahaa, and a few who are in the closet ;)

Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?

Rachael in drama.

Is it cute when guys/girl kiss you on your forehead?

Erm I guess, it’s a bit weird like, why kiss someone’s head?

Is there something that you could never give up?

Breathing.

Would you prefer a small, intimate wedding proposal, or a big-scale, over-the-top proposal?

Small, if he did any of that big-ass public stuff, I’d say no and tell him to piss off.

What’s bothering you right now?

Everything hahaa.

Have you had to carry someone?

Yeah, my cousin got tired once so I offered to carry her the rest of the walk.

Do you hate anyone?

No, I say I hate people, but I don’t actually hate them, I don’t think I could hate someone.

What were you doing at 12 am last night?

Probably moving around in my sleep because I was dreaming.

Do you drink more apple or orange juice?

Apple, orange is vile.

Was this summer a good one?

It’ll be good I reckon, Wicked, Coldplay, MCYC and then Germany/Baltic cruise and then at the end we’re having a German stay with us for 4 months.

You kissed someone today, didn’t you?

Damn, you got me, I kissed my cat.

Do you have any plans for the weekend?

Oh you know, just going to London to watch Wicked, without parental supervision, and my paranoia is going to go mental, but yeah, Wicked with Ellie and Hannah, oooooh and on Friday I’m going to a concert with my Godfather.

When were you last outside?

7:30PM

Can a boy and girl be friends without having feelings for each other?

Yeah

Does the person you like, like you back?

OMG IDK!!! Hhahahaha, probably not.

What’s your favorite part of school?

The part where it ends in a month.

Do you think long distance relationships work?

No, and I tend to think relationships don’t work in general because I think I’ve seen, two, maybe three relationships work out in my whole life.

Do you believe in kissing when you’re not together yet?

Well if it leads to you being together and not just being FWB

Someone just handed you $100,000,000 now what?

Buy my friends what they want.

What’s a word that starts with the third letter of your first name?

Cat, meow.

Who is the first person you texted this morning?

I didn’t, the first person I contacted was Aaron.

Is it more common for you to follow your heart or your mind?

My mind.

Can you honestly say that you’re okay right now?

Not really hahaha.

When was the last time you gave your number to someone?

Like a few days ago to my friend who wanted to text me about tickets and then I’ve never been asked by a stranger I don’t think…

Has anyone upset you in the last week?

Yes, wah.

Do you miss anyone?

Yes hahaha.

Have you ever wanted to tell someone something, but didn’t?

YES, dear god hahhaa.

What do you drink a lot of?

MILK

What’s something you really want right now?

A Lindt Chocolate bunny.

How did you get your last bruise?

It just appeared…

Last awkward situation?

When someone I know was complaining about people never turning up to drama, and she never turns up…

Are you a mean person?

Yes, I reckon I am actually.

Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?

Yeah, Ellie is a pure whore.

What’s your wallpaper on your phone?

Penises made out of paper that Ellie made.

What do you hear right now?

Cars driving past.

Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

Apparently so, well I ‘really hurt’ him, he’s a knob though, so.

Oh my gosh, I rememeber this song from old funny junk from when I was little, it’s the best song ever. Funnyjunk was my childhood, I used to watch videos all the time.

‘Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay’

THIS IS WHY I LOVE SHAMELESS

  • PLUMBER: Aren't you hot?
  • LIBBY: Hotter than a peppered fart.